Man Arrested for Making Coffee Naked in His Own Home

Somebody cuts through his yard, sees him naked in his own home, and calls the cops? Ever heard of trespassing?

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Glass Floor 103 Stories Up at Sears Tower

This is a view from the Sears Tower. Yes, that is glass and yes, you are suspended more than 1,300 feet up in the air (from the 103rd story) when you step out onto it.

There is no way I'd walk out on that glass platform of three layers of 1/2-inch thick glass. There is also no way I'd let my kids do it either. You can call me "chicken" all you want but it's not happening! My thoughts of human error and smacking the pavement 1,300 feet below would prevent me. Would you do it?

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Underwire bra is torture but possibly saves a life

A lucky woman wearing an underwire bra in Detroit might be alive due to these uncomfortable contraptions. It seems the underwire deflected a bullet...never penetrated the skin. What a lucky woman!

I didn't think underwire was good for much of anything except torture personally but for this 57-year-old woman in Detroit, I'll bet she's thanking her lucky stars she had it on. If she'd had my hang-up about underwire, she might not be alive.

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Women Get Stupid Over Cheating & Now Face Charges

A few women in Washington thought another woman was having an affair with one of their boyfriends. Their brilliant plan? This past Friday, two of the three pushed her into a car and took her to Border Patrol to try to have her deported.

Did the woman get deported? Of course not.

The stupid women who did this are facing charges for unlawful imprisonment. Sometimes, I am ashamed of my gender.

Women!!! If your man is cheating, deal with HIM. Why do women go after the other woman? She isn't the one in a relationship with you! The man is the one you've placed your faith and trust in and if HE has broken that faith and trust, your beef is with HIM.

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OMG! Product for Gas

I am online checking everything out when I hear on TODAY a little snippet about "Subtle Butt" that catches my attention. It's a disposable gas neutralizer! It is a 3-1/4" square with an antimicrobial layer and a charcoal layer. You stick this in your underwear so if you pass gas, the "stench" adheres and is neutralized. OMG! Who comes up with this stuff?

If you have a spouse who is a gasser, perhaps this is the perfect Valentine's Day gift, lol.

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Escaped Prisoner

I just ran across a bit of odd news from an area near my home town...

How'd you like to be a judge and have a prisoner show up in your trunk? A 16-year-old prisoner escaped, found a judge's unlocked car, popped the trunk using the trunk button, and hid inside the trunk.

How was he found?

Apparently a picture had fallen out of the car when the kid went into it. A deputy saw it, put 2 + 2 together and found the young escapee. What a way to get caught.

The things kids do...

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Deer Gets Back at Human

Now for some odd news...

Did you hear the recent story of a deer in Missouri who got his revenge on the man who shot him? The guy shot the nine-point buck twice and thought he was dead. When the deer got up and attacked the guy with his antlers, the guy realized his "oops" - the deer wasn't dead yet. The deer took off running after giving what the man described as "15 seconds of hell" but after firing two more shots, the deer dropped. Bambi's daddy is one tough deer!

The man ended up with seven staples in his head, bruises, and a slight concussion.

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Holy Cow!!!

I am sitting in my living room getting my toddler dressed this morning when I see something large out of the corner of my eye on the road. My initial reaction was thinking it was an Amish buggy going by until I looked.

"Holy crap, there are cows on the road!"

Two very large black cows went trotting down the road towards town. I live within the village limits so this was a HUGE surprise.

I call our local police department (who doesn't answer)...small towns I guess. So, I call the county sheriff's office and with both of us trying not to laugh, they'll send somebody out.

They'd gone by too fast before I could get my camera. I wish I could've gotten a picture of two cows trotting down the town road, heading to town.

That is definitely not something I've ever seen before in this town, lol. It looks like somebody lost their 4H project out in the country.

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