Somebody HGTV Me!

I need to re-do my home improvement list.  It seems like it's been forever since we've been able to afford to do any work in the house, due to the economy, that I've lost track of everything I wanted to get accomplished.  As much as I'd like to set up the family room with a lg home theatre system, I think our house needs some curb appeal first.  It has awful curb appeal - bad driveway, bad sidewalk, bad entry and door, bad landscaping.  HGTV needs to come to my house, pulverize it into the ground and just start over for me.  Wouldn't that be nice?